cake stand: found!

So the cake stand, well, I have been looking for one for a while that a:wasn't crazy expensive and b:in Salem (Ikea was too far).

I found a great one for $9.00 at the store where:

1. You are guaranteed to hear at least one person yelling at/ smacking their kid
2. It's totally ok/expected to wear huge t-shirt with a kitten either swearing on it or saying a smart-alic comment
3. there is a plentiful supply of NASCAR paraphernalia
4. tattoos are frequent, awkwardly large, and in awkward places, and of awkward things.

You guessed it, Walmart.

To see what I mean, go HERE.