love child

The four of us went grocery shopping tonight,

for a special treat Chad got pudding.

Little did she know (third person omniscient)

that he snuck a carton of pumpkin eggnog in the cart.

We came home and the pudding and pumpkin eggnog got married

and this is their love-child:

Basically it will blow your mind.

1 vanilla pudding mix

2 cups pumpkin eggnog

graham cracker crust

I am forever changed.