The four of us went grocery shopping tonight,
for a special treat Chad got pudding.
Little did she know (third person omniscient)
that he snuck a carton of pumpkin eggnog in the cart.
We came home and the pudding and pumpkin eggnog got married
and this is their love-child:
Basically it will blow your mind.
1 vanilla pudding mix
2 cups pumpkin eggnog
graham cracker crust
I am forever changed.