before 8

Before 8 our house looks like this:

Diaper changes.

A apartment that looks like it barfed up toys, clothes, blankies and homework.

A (cranky,blurry) two year old kitty who wants a waffle for breakfast.

We are out of whole wheat eggos.

So we ripped up a piece of whole wheat bread and put syrup on it.

SUCKER.

Then she asked for "kicken"

Which is 'chicken', but really veggie nuggets.

We parents are such liars!

Stay tuned for my Wednesday Cookie.

I wasn't kidding about doing this.

Its going to be RIDICULOUS. (please read like Tracy Jordan)